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#70989 - 04/03/03 02:07 AM
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Okay - I'm a day late, but here's a joke that a department manager I knew would pull on a new employee:
He would take a micro-cassette recorder fast foward the tape about 15 minutes, then he would start the recorder and record, in a faint voice, a message such as "Help me! I'm trapped in here! Please help!" He would repeat the message, with some variations here and there, with the message getting gradually louder and louder until he was SHOUTING the message into the recorder.
Then, he would rewind to the beginning of the tape. About 5 minutes before the employee was expected to walk in, he would leave the recorder in a bottom drawer and push "Play."
Then he would go back to his office to watch the poor "newbie" get a strange look as he/she realized someone was calling for help!
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#70991 - 04/03/03 08:16 PM
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I'm just now finding the time to read this thread. Some of us have TO WORK FOR A LIVING!! We can't just sit around all day reading BOL!! Just kidding. April fools! Anyway, I'm two days late, but here's a good one that I had fun playing. You must be comfortable with your victim or you might be charged with sexual harrassment, if caught. Find a good ladies lingerie catalog......one with really skimpy stuff on gorgeous ladies with ample body parts. Cut out a picture and place it face up in a male loan officer's lap drawer or any other drawer that he might open when a customer is seated across the desk. Watch him try to pull back in his bug-eyes and stiffle his gasp. But make sure the picture is where the customer won't be able to see it!!! 
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#70994 - 04/04/03 10:47 PM
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Just found out about this one today - apparently a young, ornery teller put a "For Sale" sign in his brand new car with some ridiculously low price listed. The phone number was the cell phone for the bank president.
He also rearranged pictures, things on desks, etc. that night - but this one backfired on him. The cleaning people thought the branch had been vandalized and called the president in to look.
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#71004 - 04/07/03 03:02 PM
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#71008 - 04/07/03 03:23 PM
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Our April Fool is happening today
It is snowing to beat the band outside and we are supposed to get about 10 inches of snow.
I'm not sure who needs to be contacted officially,?
But I would like to submit a request that winter ends!!!!!!!!!!!
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#71009 - 04/07/03 03:28 PM
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Tell me about it - I was supposed to be sitting in the sun watching opneing day at Wrigley Field having a couple beverages, and instead I am at work looking at 6 inches of wet, nasty snow on the ground!
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#71010 - 04/07/03 03:28 PM
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Tell me about it - I was supposed to be sitting in the sun watching opneing day at Wrigley Field having a couple beverages, and instead I am at work looking at 6 inches of wet, nasty snow on the ground!
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#71012 - 04/07/03 03:31 PM
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I'm not sure who needs to be contacted officially,?
But I would like to submit a request that winter ends!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm expecting 3-6 inches in my part of the state (and we're well on our way to that.)
Regarding the request, I logged on to Mother Nature's website to request some more seasonal weather, but all of the sunshine was booked to a family reunion near Flagstaff, Arizona.
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#71013 - 04/07/03 03:33 PM
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Where is "Penna.?"
That's what we called "Peeyay" before the postal service gave us standardized two letter state abbreviations.
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