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#800501 - 08/22/07 07:35 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Cause it'd slip out of your hand if you just tried to grab it naked!!!
Why is the weather always better when you're at work?
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#800502 - 08/22/07 07:36 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Cuz they have a devil of a time getting it to stay fresh in a paper bag.
Why do baseballs have that stitching on them?
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#800509 - 08/22/07 07:46 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Why is the weather always better when you're at work?
so you have a pretty view at the window.
Why do baseballs have that stitching on them?
if there was no stitching, the bleeding would start up again. why are cheetos and peeps better stale?
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#800539 - 08/22/07 08:14 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Stale is aged to perfection.. Why am I so dang tired? 
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#800547 - 08/22/07 08:19 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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So we don't burst into flames!!
Why do heals look so good and feel so bad?
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#800554 - 08/22/07 08:24 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Because smart people know better.
Why is red such a sexy color?
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#800558 - 08/22/07 08:25 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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why do fools fall in love? you are more equipped to answer a question about your kind than i am. why is this soup so hot?
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#800559 - 08/22/07 08:27 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Because smart people know better.
Why is red such a sexy color? because it is the color of blood. why can't people play nice?
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#800560 - 08/22/07 08:28 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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because nice gets boring.
Why can cats see in the dark and I can't?
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#800564 - 08/22/07 08:29 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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So it's easier to kill you!  Why can't I run with scissors?
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#800567 - 08/22/07 08:29 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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because you aren't furry. (i think!!  ) why don't contacts stick to your eyes?
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#800572 - 08/22/07 08:30 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Because the glue washes off in saline.
What's the point of low sodium saltine crackers?
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#800573 - 08/22/07 08:31 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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cause you are an imposter!
who is Ron Mexico?
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#800576 - 08/22/07 08:32 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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ron mexico? A trouble maker! LOL
Why do blonds have more fun?
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#800596 - 08/22/07 08:40 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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because nobody likes you. not even your contacts.
why is that grass so long? To [censored] me off!! Why is the drive home soooooo long?
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#800598 - 08/22/07 08:40 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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because you have anger issues.
why is glass clear? So the person your hitting with it can see you better. 
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#800599 - 08/22/07 08:42 PM
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because nobody likes you. not even your contacts.
why is that grass so long? To [censored] me off!! Why is the drive home soooooo long? road crews were out paving when you were at work. why do cows moo?
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#800603 - 08/22/07 08:44 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Because they look silly clucking.
Why do women have to wear hose.
Last edited by CheekEE Monkey; 08/22/07 08:44 PM.
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