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#800949 - 08/23/07 01:44 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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because if they weren't they would be out of order.
who's on first? Yes - that is correct. Why don't q-tips have more cotton on the end?
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#800957 - 08/23/07 01:53 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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What time Isn't it!
When was the last time you danced?
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#800972 - 08/23/07 02:05 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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I have green corduroys... whaddya mean?  Why are tires always black?
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#800979 - 08/23/07 02:13 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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So that way they can call the chrome rims black....
when does it end?
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#800983 - 08/23/07 02:14 PM
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So they don't have to be washed as often.
Why are there only Three Stooges?
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#800991 - 08/23/07 02:18 PM
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There were 4, really.
Why does Pooh bear annoy Rabbit so much?
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#801011 - 08/23/07 02:33 PM
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Because they were out partying all night and can't remember what time it is.
Why do fools fall in love?
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#801019 - 08/23/07 02:37 PM
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because that si what fools do.
Why do raindrops keep falling on my head?
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#801021 - 08/23/07 02:38 PM
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because your too cheap to buy a dang umbrella.....
what is the 4th of november?
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#801028 - 08/23/07 02:45 PM
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the day after Nov 3rd...and the day before the 5th.
Why do bananas like to dance?
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#801035 - 08/23/07 02:47 PM
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cause it's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
Why does it hurt when I do this?
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#801038 - 08/23/07 02:49 PM
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because.. ok because.... you should have taken the antibiotics....
Why are people idiots?
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#801045 - 08/23/07 02:53 PM
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So I can have some entertainment.
If it's so wrong, why does it feel so right?
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#801109 - 08/23/07 03:43 PM
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To keep the rest of us slaving away to pay Social Security.
Why do birds sing?
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#801111 - 08/23/07 03:44 PM
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he's around the corner hiding from Vick
How do you stay away from Runaround Sue?
Last edited by Dr. Bob; 08/23/07 03:44 PM.
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#801116 - 08/23/07 03:45 PM
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Just go straight.
How many lick does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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#801122 - 08/23/07 03:48 PM
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Because if the odds are 1 in 5 billion, they buy 100 tickets and slash those odds to a paltry 1 in 50 million.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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#801124 - 08/23/07 03:51 PM
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Duh the Chicken!
Like I asked...How many licks?
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