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#802837 - 08/25/07 07:45 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Why are beans good for your heart?
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#802858 - 08/26/07 12:03 AM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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removes the gas
how can the moon be blue?
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#802878 - 08/26/07 12:24 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Even moons get sad sometimes. Why does alcohol give you hangovers? 
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#802885 - 08/26/07 05:27 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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so you can hang over the toilet to throw up and not do it in the floor!!
Why do spaghetti and beer not go well together?
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#802887 - 08/26/07 05:32 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Because spaghetti is Italian and Italians don't drink beer, try wine next time.
How do you make a home made rotisserie chicken?
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#802900 - 08/26/07 08:02 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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because half the equation are males
why do squid suck?
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#802967 - 08/27/07 01:23 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Because it is not nice to fool Mother Nature.
Why do I get so many headaches?
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#803032 - 08/27/07 02:18 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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a promise to never flood the earth again
why does it never rain in San Francisco?
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#803041 - 08/27/07 02:29 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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When it does rain, it pours.
Why is the KitKat named a KitKat?
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#803071 - 08/27/07 02:53 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Because SnoopDog was already taken.
Why is a bluetooth called a bluetooth?
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#803089 - 08/27/07 03:06 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Because a green tooth is just nasty. Ugh. Why do kleenex boxes have an oval shaped opening? Wouldn't a square or round one work just as well?
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#803103 - 08/27/07 03:14 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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To understand the function of paper-dynamics and the wonderful versatility of the oval opening in the box of kleenex or any other oval opening in another paper product sold in the the north eastern united states, central mexico, prussia, russia, or poland, please press 1, for spanish press 13...
Why now?
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#803104 - 08/27/07 03:14 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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naw, then we would need a square shaped hand
why is tissue white?
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#803107 - 08/27/07 03:15 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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To understand the function of paper-dynamics and the wonderful versatility of the oval opening in the box of kleenex or any other oval opening in another paper product sold in the the north eastern united states, central mexico, prussia, russia, or poland, please press 1, for spanish press 13...
Why now? no time like the present I still want to know why tissue is white?
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#803115 - 08/27/07 03:24 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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So you have a good contrast to see what it is your are expelling form your body, same reason why graham crackers are brown....
Why one mean one, like a single thing and not two?
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#803119 - 08/27/07 03:28 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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cause then 1 + 1 would equal 3 and throw the universe off
what is warp drive?
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#803123 - 08/27/07 03:30 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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The street all the liberals live on...
why is grass green?
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#803130 - 08/27/07 03:36 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Because it's on the other side of the fence, silly. Why do people all face front and stare idly at the door in an elevator?
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#803138 - 08/27/07 03:46 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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we don't want no drama
do the safety triggers on an elevator really work?
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#803151 - 08/27/07 03:59 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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I don't know, lets try it and find out.
If 1+1=2, what does orange+george=?
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#803157 - 08/27/07 04:08 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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A citrus fruit that will invade Iraq.
How high is up?
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