So they only have to take one pill.

Why does steak taste so good?

because other bears are black

Why dont big girls cry?

Cuz' big girls make guys cry.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

trust me my queen, you don't want to know

now why is the sun so dang hot?

to barbeque the earth

why do smart people do stupid things?

so dumb people don't feel so bad about their lot in life

is there schadenfreude in America?

Hard to tell, but we do know he speaks English

What happens if someone repeats a stupid question?

then stupid answers are repeated - not to worry

how did the telegram girl die?

Slowly

Who's the slimiest rat in the pack?

i don't know... judd nelson?

what is humidity?

The crud that makes my hair frizzy.

Why would anyone fry a snickers bar?

it brings out the protein.

why is it "i before e except after c" and not the other way around?

To make something great become even better.

Why did siege weapons go out of style?

to add choloesterol and calories, cause there aren't enough

who put the bop in bop she bop?

LOL, too many peeps playin

siege weapons went out of style because people were too weak from eating fried snickers that they couldn't hold them up.

as far as the bop question... i think we all know it was that Mustard character...

why is harry dirty?

playin in the cooler gets you thata way

if you mag, must you moo?

ABSOLUTELY!!! it's in the rule book.

why are sharpeis wrinkly?

Because they don't get taken out of the dryer soon enough.

Why are there no East or West Poles?

Because everyone in Poland lives in the north or south.

Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?

hey Yo, I asked that just 6 posts back and got no answer

Whoever she was, she swore she was 18.

Who needs a backrub?

Sorry. I'm sure it was the same guy that put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-[censored], though.

gotta make that plural - dongs

Oh, right. If you're talking about more than one it's much less offensive!