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#803159 - 08/27/07 04:09 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Yossarian
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Basking in the Cool Weather
2 joints worth....


Who is buried in grants tomb?
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I'll be in the hospital bar.
Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.
Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

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#803164 - 08/27/07 04:17 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. doobydoobydoo
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In hades.
Shirley.

What does red+october=?
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Gun nut who enjoys doughnuts!!!


I never finish anyth

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#803169 - 08/27/07 04:26 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. *BUSTER*
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Curled up by the fire...
Blue Goobers

Why is Get Fuzzy so funny?
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#803171 - 08/27/07 04:27 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Mrs. Rizzo
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Well Rizz, give me a call one of these days, we'll Get Fuzzy, and then you'll understand


Why does every girl I meet have the same phone numbers ( 867-5309 or 911-5442)
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I'll be in the hospital bar.
Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.
Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

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#803184 - 08/27/07 04:45 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. doobydoobydoo
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Curled up by the fire...
cause they're all the same girl with different costumes on!!

Why do Mondays suck?
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#803190 - 08/27/07 04:53 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Mrs. Rizzo
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beacuse being at work sucks

Why do I keep getting headaches?
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#803193 - 08/27/07 04:55 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Queen Bee
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Curled up by the fire...
cause you and devil queen keep banging your head on the wall

Why is Diet Mt. Dew so yummy?
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#803196 - 08/27/07 04:56 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Queen Bee
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I was told it had something to dowith hitting your head against a wall...


Whoever decided that it was safe to eat a lobster?
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#803197 - 08/27/07 04:56 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Retired DQ
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beacuse Diet Coke is nasty

oops forgot to ask a question

Why does the sea smell?

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#803204 - 08/27/07 05:00 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Queen Bee
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I don't know who decided it was safe to eat lobster, but if you aren't going to eat yours, can I have it?

What is the difference between partly sunny and partly cloudy?

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#803206 - 08/27/07 05:02 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. DEL
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uh... the second word.... wow!


Why arent people as smart as I am?
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I'll be in the hospital bar.
Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.
Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

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#803212 - 08/27/07 05:08 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. doobydoobydoo
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They are just smarter people.


Why does diet soda taste odd?
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#803222 - 08/27/07 05:12 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Retired DQ
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under the Lone Star
cause there ain't no soda in it

why can't you put money in a river bank?
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#803229 - 08/27/07 05:16 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Pale Rider
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Cuz then it will get all muddy!

Why does the alphabet go in that order?
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#803231 - 08/27/07 05:16 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Pale Rider
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Because the rates are never current.

Why don't the words "sought" and "drought" rhyme?
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#803241 - 08/27/07 05:24 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. GuitarDude
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Curled up by the fire...
Cause there's an r in there!!

why do markers smell so good?
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#803244 - 08/27/07 05:26 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Mrs. Rizzo
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Because thats what they let us color with at "the institute" when I was a child..... Sweet memories of last week.....



why are you talking?
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I'll be in the hospital bar.
Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.
Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

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#803252 - 08/27/07 05:28 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. GuitarDude
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[[oops, I missed something]]

I'm talking because I had to make sure I woke up alive today.

Wouldn't it make more sense to fly 10,000 miles, then walk 10,000 more?
Last edited by Bacon Boy; 08/27/07 05:29 PM.
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#803262 - 08/27/07 05:37 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Mrs. Rizzo
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Originally Posted By: Rizzo

why do markers smell so good?


They dont really smell that good Rizzo - you are just high off the fumes so you think they smell good - lol
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#803265 - 08/27/07 05:40 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Bacon Boy
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Originally Posted By: Bacon Boy

Wouldn't it make more sense to fly 10,000 miles, then walk 10,000 more?

no. then you'd waste all your frequent flier miles.


why is red such a hot color?

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#803274 - 08/27/07 05:44 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Sandy Beech
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because blue is...........well blue.

Why are some people so miserable?
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#803275 - 08/27/07 05:45 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Sandy Beech
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Because blue wanted to be cold.

How many licks does it take?
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#803279 - 08/27/07 05:47 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Bacon Boy
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Originally Posted By: QueenBee


Why are some people so miserable?
they need pedicures

Originally Posted By: Bacon Boy


How many licks does it take?


depends on how big the ice cream cone is.

how do owls turn their heads all the way around?

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#803342 - 08/27/07 06:28 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Sandy Beech
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It is all in hte magic spring they have in their necks.

Why when people use speakerphone speak extra loud when they use it?
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#803345 - 08/27/07 06:30 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Retired DQ
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the sound has further to travel.

why shouldn't you rock the boat?

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