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#883795 - 01/08/08 06:41 PM
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After one amazing night I asked your secret for great sex.
Then came your galling answer: you were thinking of your ex!
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#883842 - 01/08/08 07:17 PM
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arye
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Such a night I could not dream more perfect than with you
Except for when you dumped me; I was left without a clue.
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#884019 - 01/08/08 09:08 PM
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Becka Marr
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She’s the closest thing he ever found to “soulmate” in this life;
And he loved her from a distance, for he could not tell his wife.
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#884031 - 01/08/08 09:19 PM
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Becka Marr
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“Ravish me,” is what you said; our clothes on the floor where strewed
Then your cat puked on the bed and really dampened the mood
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#884053 - 01/08/08 09:34 PM
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Your face is like an angel, your eyes are like pools;
I hope you like these words, 'cause you ain't gettin' jewels.
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#884060 - 01/08/08 09:40 PM
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Dripping with anticipation, finally we were alone...
But our passion soon was halted by the ring of your cell phone.
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#884067 - 01/08/08 09:47 PM
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Your eyes are as bright as a thousand suns, my lass;
Eyes that fry my soul like an ant under a magnifying glass.
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#884070 - 01/08/08 09:49 PM
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When we kiss I hear bells ringing, and I love you – there’s no doubt.
But we’ll have no joy tonight – our contraceptives have run out!
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#884090 - 01/08/08 10:10 PM
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Your body like an instrument, I play with gentle fingering.
My body like an enemy, you play with violent joysticking.
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#884095 - 01/08/08 10:18 PM
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Becka Marr
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The day before I met you I was so alone and lost,
But at least I had my self-respect and I was my own boss.
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#884103 - 01/08/08 10:29 PM
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I trust you to defend me with your life when I’m in danger,
But only if you’re not too busy f -ing with a stranger.
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#884109 - 01/08/08 10:35 PM
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Becka Marr
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my buzzer is going off a lot in this thread, so watch it!!!!
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#884140 - 01/08/08 11:11 PM
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You taunt me with your red pouty lips and the promise of seeing you naked and prone
But the centerfold pages were sadly stuck shut from the last time I had you alone
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#884156 - 01/08/08 11:29 PM
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'Lil Freak!
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He’s sweet and he’s adorable, with hair of softest tan.
I must confess, my puppy is more precious than a man.
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#884159 - 01/08/08 11:36 PM
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Becka Marr
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Your beauty is your humor, charm, affection, and your youth
How regrettable the blemish of behavior most uncouth!
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#884162 - 01/08/08 11:39 PM
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Becka Marr
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You love your puppy ‘cuz he’s better than a man
Unfortunately he can’t pleasure you like we can
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#884172 - 01/08/08 11:53 PM
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'Lil Freak!
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I cannot say how long love lasts, so timeless and so deep...
It seems we’d hardly just begun, and then you came and fell asleep.
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#884187 - 01/09/08 12:27 AM
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Getting jiggy with Freak! made you apprehensive and unsure
But while putting on my condom my wad expelled premature
Last edited by 'Lil Freak!; 01/09/08 05:19 AM.
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