I avoid Phoenix every weekend.

What's more pathetic -- Hillary Clinton crying or Rudy Guliani constantly repeating "9-11"?

Ooo.. that's a toughy. I'm gonna go with Rudy saying "Ronald Reagan" every other breath during the debates.

What's your favorite kind of chewing gum?

Orbit mint mojito.


What's good to eat for lunch today?

Foe, although I think it would be hilarious if someone with Hemorroids wore a shirt that said, "I've got a Hemi." With a ram on it with a hurting face on it.


What do you find most attractive abotu the opposite sex?

the mind of course

Why are women from Venus?

Because it rhymes with peni$.

What about Uranus?

no....


WHats the Square root of Pi

I'm thinking cubed ginger.


When you were a kid, what was your favorite toy?

my brothers cars

At what age should one stop having sex?

never

at what age should one start having sex?

never

at what age should you become a vegan?

when you're at the age to be considered legally insanse

Why does one want to be a vegan? poop is good!!

i would only be a vegetarian, not a vegan, for health purposes.. and probably only through the week. my hubby is in the process of finding me a suitable hunting rifle.

would you ever go hunting?

for snipe oh ya!!!

do you watch submarine races?

I used to in Ohio, but the sport is sorely underrepresented in AZ.




Should I be concerned that the Thai restaurant I just ate at over-used quotation marks? Like, "chicken" curry and Siam "pork" chop.

yes indeed - they meant "poo"

Why is London Bridge in AZ if there is no water?

PR, It's located in Lake Havasu City where Lake Havasu is located, and there's water in the lake.

'Lil Freak, I'm doing that right now!

Why would you call a teller when you're trying to figure out how to correct a hold placed on an acount yesterday, when that teller has never used the system to place a hold?

you would be calling to ask for a date because you are so impressed with her mind

How do you squeeze vodka out of rotten potatoes?

You don't. You let them squeeze themselves.


Why would someone wait until there's only an hour and a half left in the workday to start a project that has to be done today?

For funnsies.


WHy is everyone talking about Hemmeroids??

Because they're a pain in the bum.


I broke part of my chair but don't want to admit to it. Should I say Debbie had something to do with it?