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#888542 - 01/16/08 04:36 PM Re: A Question.... pjs
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Not prison
yes.

why do smokers go outside in groups of 10 or more?
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#888546 - 01/16/08 04:40 PM Re: A Question.... kitten
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That's when break time is.

Why do smokes cost SO MUCH $ in NYC?
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#888551 - 01/16/08 04:43 PM Re: A Question.... A_G
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Prepares you for paying your Dr bills when you have lung cancer? Just a thought?


Do you like giving & receiving hugs?
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#888558 - 01/16/08 04:46 PM Re: A Question.... Ops
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Curled up by the fire...
NO!!

Why must peeps always want to hug and touch me when they know I hate it???????????????????????
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#888568 - 01/16/08 04:50 PM Re: A Question.... Mrs. Rizzo
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Cause they KNOW you hate it

Who are you really?
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#888589 - 01/16/08 05:00 PM Re: A Question.... Blessed
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I can answer that!!! She is a beautiful southern belle who knows a lot of techie stuff about phones and CRA

Why do we love to hug and kiss people we know are uncomfortable with it?
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#888600 - 01/16/08 05:02 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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Because it is human nature to be annoying.

Why do guys shake guys' hands and not girls'?
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#888608 - 01/16/08 05:05 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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oh my Queen it goes back to the days when warriors had to show their hand did not have a weapon in it - women's weapons are hidden much better

Why do women from new jersey and new york always want to greet us texans with a kiss?
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#888609 - 01/16/08 05:05 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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Because we've been taught that proper etiquette means you do not shake a woman's hand unless she proffers it to you first.

Why do guys leave their hats on indoors and when talking to a woman? (as long as we're on the subject of etiquette)
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#888614 - 01/16/08 05:06 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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Because women are delicate and we don’t want to crush their hands?



Did I make you look?



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#888617 - 01/16/08 05:10 PM Re: A Question.... Sinatra Fan
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Originally Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Why do guys leave their hats on indoors and when talking to a woman? (as long as we're on the subject of etiquette)


Hats were initially taken off when entering a house because the hat offered protection during a time when people threw the contents of their bedpans out the windows and onto the streets (and anyone who happened to be passing under the windows).


What's your perfect date?
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#888622 - 01/16/08 05:13 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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Perfect Date - it needs to be vine ripened

Why do brussel's sprout?
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#888629 - 01/16/08 05:14 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Because women are delicate and we don’t want to crush their hands?



Did I make you look?





YES! dang it!
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#888737 - 01/16/08 06:35 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Perfect Date - it needs to be vine ripened

Why do brussel's sprout?

...arousal...?

How much money would I have to pay you to drink out of the dog’s dish?
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#888743 - 01/16/08 06:42 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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$10 in quarters.



Do you think we'll have floating cars (i.e., don't need wheels to move) in our lifetime?
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#888745 - 01/16/08 06:46 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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Do you mean like the Jetsons? I think that is a distinct possibility (maybe we can get some help from the aliens who visited Texas).

How much money would I have to pay you to eat the gunk that collects in the drain after washing the dishes?
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#888746 - 01/16/08 06:47 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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Maybe.. ya think about how far technology has come, and ya really can't rule anything out.

Won't you be my neighbor?

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#888748 - 01/16/08 06:49 PM Re: A Question.... Ops
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I would love to but I can't afford the property taxes.

Why can't we be friends?
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#888753 - 01/16/08 06:53 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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Because you're too cool and I'll always be a mousy geek.

Anyone else sad upon hearing of the death of Brad Renfro?
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#888759 - 01/16/08 06:56 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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I can be sad even for people I don't know.


Do you like freckles?

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#888763 - 01/16/08 06:59 PM Re: A Question.... pjs
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I love freckles, and I have lots of them.


Are you/were you ever freaked out about wrinkles?

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#888767 - 01/16/08 07:01 PM Re: A Question.... Ops
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No, but a hair growing out of a mole nearly did me in...

Do you drink club soda?
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#888768 - 01/16/08 07:01 PM Re: A Question.... Ops
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A bit.

Cross country skiing or downhill

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#888770 - 01/16/08 07:02 PM Re: A Question.... pjs
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Downhill, it is faster.

Snow skiing or water skiing?
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#888772 - 01/16/08 07:05 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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water, it hurts less when I go to the bum to stop

riding lawnmower or self propelled?
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