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#896030 - 01/30/08 02:12 PM Re: A Question.... #Just Jay
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Because in some sick, evil, twisted way...BOL is addictive.


Why do idiots drive slow in the fast lane?

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#896043 - 01/30/08 02:23 PM Re: A Question.... Miscuit
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Because they are idiots.

Why do old people grocery shop on Saturdays, aren't they off all week long?
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#896074 - 01/30/08 02:47 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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It's their way of assuring they're wizzing off all the young people, who will lose all their social security money to the dust bags.



Do you believe in the 7-year (or 6-year, or 5-year) itch?
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It's called a nap, Susan Lucci!

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#896076 - 01/30/08 02:48 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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Yes, I had it, but I was pregnant at the time and had to wait until year 8.

Did you ever want to use a "snore" as your cell ringtone?
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#896079 - 01/30/08 02:48 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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He11 try 3 month itch!
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#896104 - 01/30/08 03:06 PM Re: A Question.... #Just Jay
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bbs, where's your question? Don't you know the rules????
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#896136 - 01/30/08 03:35 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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they make a cream for that itch you know.

would you eat yellow snow?
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#896142 - 01/30/08 03:42 PM Re: A Question.... kitten
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Only if I made it yellow with lemons.

And if I could find a "snore" ringtone I'd use it!




You do realize that buritto is made with poo, right?
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#896143 - 01/30/08 03:43 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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We are having pooh burritos tonight for dinner.

Do you like guacamole?
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#896146 - 01/30/08 03:45 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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LOVE guac!!!

do you like refried beans?
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#896147 - 01/30/08 03:46 PM Re: A Question.... kitten
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Only the spicy fat-free ones...

Would you eat caviar???
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#896151 - 01/30/08 03:47 PM Re: A Question.... kitten
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Nope. Can't stand them.

Do you like soup beans and cornbread?

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#896170 - 01/30/08 04:00 PM Re: A Question.... Ops
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Soup and beans. I'll take my ground corn in a tortilla.




Have you ever had absinth?
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#896183 - 01/30/08 04:08 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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I've never HEARD of absinth.

What is it?

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#896196 - 01/30/08 04:20 PM Re: A Question.... Ops
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Some sort of liquor that is banned in the U.S.


Maybe we should try it?

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#896201 - 01/30/08 04:23 PM Re: A Question.... Ops
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It's alcohol, you might have heard it mentioned in Moulin Rouge. http://www.absinth.com/



Is it really worth $100+ per bottle??
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#896212 - 01/30/08 04:32 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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If ya ask me, no alcohol is worth $100.00.

Do you prefer clears or darks?

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#896284 - 01/30/08 05:17 PM Re: A Question.... Ops
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Yes.

When you sleep, do you cover up completely or stick one leg out from under the covers?

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#896309 - 01/30/08 05:36 PM Re: A Question.... Miscuit
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Stick both feet out. always

Do you like yogurt?
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#896330 - 01/30/08 05:53 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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I like Yoplait yogurt.

What are you wearing?
[heavy breathing]
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#896338 - 01/30/08 05:56 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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A pinstripe suit.

Do you need a paper bag, you are hyperventilating?
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#896343 - 01/30/08 05:57 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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No, but I am LOLode!



Why don't I love my job any more?
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#896346 - 01/30/08 05:59 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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Because you should never love anything that can't love you back.

How tall are you?
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#896347 - 01/30/08 05:59 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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Because now it seems you're only there to bring home the bacon.

Why shouldn't ya give children under 6 nuts? I'm sure I had nuts before I was 6!

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#896354 - 01/30/08 06:04 PM Re: A Question.... Ops
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I think it's because they put them up their noses.

Do you need to cut your toenails?
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