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#897358 - 01/31/08 05:32 PM
Re: A Question....
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Quite a bit...as I don't have any underwear to put in there. 
Are your avocados squishy?
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#897365 - 01/31/08 05:38 PM
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Not too squishy, just right.
Chipotle or jalepeno?
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#897369 - 01/31/08 05:40 PM
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jalo baby, all the way
boxers or briefs?
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#897372 - 01/31/08 05:42 PM
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de ja vu
Why me?
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#897376 - 01/31/08 05:43 PM
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Because you asked for it.
What should I have for lunch today?
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#897377 - 01/31/08 05:44 PM
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bacon!
why aren't salads filling??
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#897380 - 01/31/08 05:45 PM
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no meat in there!!!!!
whats in a grape leaf wrap that makes it so good?
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#897381 - 01/31/08 05:46 PM
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No carbs...
Why can't I win the lottery?
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#897383 - 01/31/08 05:46 PM
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because you don't buy a ticket.
will crackers help?
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#897388 - 01/31/08 05:48 PM
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Yes
Why did Judy just stick a hunk of processed cheese on my office window?
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#897391 - 01/31/08 05:49 PM
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for what? the flu?
where does mikkie D's get those round eggs?
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#897417 - 01/31/08 06:01 PM
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Because Judy may be your Debbie.
The chickens are raised in 5-gallon buckets so everthing is round.
Have you ever seen a group of attractive people walking down the street and wanted to sleep with all of them?
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#897427 - 01/31/08 06:07 PM
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Been to the bar in Nashville.
I’m addicted to you; don’t you know that you’re toxic?
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#897435 - 01/31/08 06:14 PM
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smoking
What's yours?
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#897440 - 01/31/08 06:20 PM
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Yeah, but what'd ya expect from a compliance officer....
Why—for the fourth consecutive day--does the song “So Long, Farewell” from the Sound of Music keep going through my head?
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#897442 - 01/31/08 06:22 PM
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It's better than "How do you solve a problem like Maria?"...
What is your worst ear-worm ever?
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#897451 - 01/31/08 06:29 PM
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I have no idea what an ear-worm is, but it sounds like something from The Outer Limits and would consume my brain.
I'd just steal a stapler when I'm at another branch.
"How do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a word that means Maria? A flibbertigibbet. A will-o'-the-wisp. A clown.
"Many-a-thing you know you'd like to tell her. Many-a-thing she ought to understand. But how do you make her stay and listen to all you say? How do you keep a wave upon the sand? Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?" I just had to throw that in.
What was I going to pick up from the grocery store during lunch? I accidentally threw my grocery list in the Shred-It bin…..
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#897461 - 01/31/08 06:33 PM
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$600. appx without liquor. ;-)
How much do you spend on booze in a month?
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