Ops: I think it was almost 600 miles when I drove from OH on my way to AZ. It's been a while, but I think I stayed the night at a rest stop in MO, along with a 40 of hooch.

pjs: If I was still drinking coffee, perhaps.



Would you ever move back home?

Sure, why not? (na na nah na nah na)

If I had no where to go, most definately.

Have you ever saw To Wong Foo?

I guess not.. but I've seen Egg Foo Yung.. or something like that.


How do you like your eggs?

Sunny side up and soft.

How can a vacation seem like work?

Because we're often in the work-trap that prevents us from ever really escaping our jobs.


Have you ever roasted a duck and thought, "How can so much fat come out of something so small?"

i had a similar thought when i changed my 1st diaper.

are you a pinball wizard?

no I have no patience






Do you eat squirrel, rabbit, duck?

Nope, although I've had rabbit and duck. I don't like them.


Did you go to college?

yes.


do goats sweat?

I guess, but living in the city I've never encountered a goat.

Why does asparagus make my urine smell like

you aren't eating it right.

did mrs. freak like your love letter?

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.

Does your wife need any companionship in Austin?

Hey Freak, I'm in Austin, not drinking...yet.

What are you going to do to keep the girls coming home?

too much fresh air, i'm guessing.
(congrats on the brownie points, freak. )



why does the phrase "psychotic fish looking for chum" make me laugh?

it's the "yet" - you know it's coming.

if you left in someone's fridge a homemade apple crumb pie from scratch, crust and all, to say thank you, would you be ticked off if they said nothing to you about it, least of all that they got it?

(wow, i really used WAY too many commas in that )

Because it happens so rarely.



When should you just give up on pets?

Nope. But I do lotion, paraffin wax dip, pumice .. all the fru-fru stuff.. just do it all at home instead of paying someone to do it.

How did you decide on your career?

i CHOSE this?

do you read entertainment mags?

I did when I worked at a supermarket bank.... I'd borrow mags off of the shelves.


Who's the hottest star you can think of?