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#908678 - 02/22/08 01:24 PM
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Yes. Saucy Sangria  If you do, what color is it?
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#908723 - 02/22/08 02:47 PM
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Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love" guitar clone red.
Have you ever sat in on a meeting another company was having in a public lobby and asked, "But what does this all really mean for the company?"?
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#908732 - 02/22/08 02:58 PM
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No, but that sounds like a great idea.
Have you ever pretended your were deaf?
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#908735 - 02/22/08 03:02 PM
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no, but i have pretended i wasn't me when i ran into someone from high school that i didn't like.
how often do you cut your toenails?
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#908741 - 02/22/08 03:07 PM
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About every 10 days.
Have you ever pretended you were too drunk to talk to someone from college because you remembered how much of a scoad they were, and said, "I have to go right now. I'm about to vom."?
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#908749 - 02/22/08 03:11 PM
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No, (that's bad...  ). Did you ever plagiarize when you were in college?
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#908754 - 02/22/08 03:15 PM
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Not to my knowledge. (does that count?)Is anyone else taking a 1/2 day off today to go play in this beautiful "65-degree-not-a-cloud-in-the-sky" weather!?!? 
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#908757 - 02/22/08 03:16 PM
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I don't know, we are in the middle of a blizzard... but we might be sent home early.
Did you every intentionally fishtail in the snow for the thrill of it?
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#908803 - 02/22/08 03:41 PM
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Trophy Donuts in the parking lots!!!!!!!!!!!!
How come its cloudy and cold here and sunny 100 miles to the west?
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#908882 - 02/22/08 04:17 PM
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Sure wish I knew, PR.
Why the heck do they call this the Valley of the Sun when it's been overcast so much this year?
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#908889 - 02/22/08 04:19 PM
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Just wait until August...
How many times a day do you whack your head when you’re under your desk?
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#908892 - 02/22/08 04:20 PM
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none.
why are you under my desk?
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#908898 - 02/22/08 04:22 PM
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I dropped my Tootsie Roll. Sorry.
Does you bank have dishes of candy in the lobby, and it seems to invite the strangest people to come in and take a handful?
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#908918 - 02/22/08 04:31 PM
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Yes, and we do get some freaks (I should know). We also get weirdos at the annual meetings who stuff cookies in their pockets.
How many years has it been since you’ve thrown up?
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#908930 - 02/22/08 04:37 PM
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Just over 3 years.
When was the last time you went to the doctor?
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#908935 - 02/22/08 04:42 PM
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that depends on what kind of doc we are discussing here: witch, MD, DVM, DO, etc etc
why do pet meds cost more than people prescrips?
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#908943 - 02/22/08 04:45 PM
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'Cuz they know you'll shell out plenty for Fluffy.
Why do I only get phone calls when I’m in the bathroom? I gotta go now and I bet I'll have a message when I return.
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#908945 - 02/22/08 04:46 PM
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Because they have to be tested on humans to make sure they'll work on animals.
Why do I find the Brady Bunch movie to be so funny?
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#908965 - 02/22/08 05:02 PM
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Because you always knew that Jan heard voices and the movie confirms that fact. Also, it’s kinda funny watching Marcia get bopped in the nose with the football (I have that picture hanging in my office over a Marcia Brady bobble-head—it’s kinda like a shrine on my credenza).
Why did I get 85 non-essential emails yesterday on my day off?
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#908967 - 02/22/08 05:05 PM
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Because I was bored and just wanted you to know that I cared  Why did I spend 3/4 of my day yesterday arguing with idiots on the phone?
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#908984 - 02/22/08 05:20 PM
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I'm sorry. I had alot of questions about pineapples and horses.
How much is too much?
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#908991 - 02/22/08 05:27 PM
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oh trust me... you'll know when its too much!
What are these "best things in life" that are supposedly free?
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#908999 - 02/22/08 05:37 PM
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The things you get for free, but have to pay through the nose to hold on to.
Is it ever too late to apologize?
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#909005 - 02/22/08 05:41 PM
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according to some hippie, drug crazed maggot infested rock group, yes it is
is it ever to late to grow up?
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#909016 - 02/22/08 05:50 PM
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NEVER (I don’t wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid
There's a million toys at Toys 'R' Us that i can play with
There's video games and trucks and trains
it's the grestest toy store there is
I don't wanna grow up cause if i did
I couldn't be a Toys 'R' Us kid).
Tell me about the skeletons in your closet (open-ended question)…
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