So the automotive industry can assure your reliance upon them to maintain the usefullness of their product. Things break because you're supposed to continue to buy and buy and buy and go broke.



Why am I being so witchy today? Should I just go home and take a nap?

cause you have a lead foot! where have you been hiding young man?

I actually took off my lead foot because it was making me aggressive on the roads. Now I'll do the speed limit and listen to Carol Channing and think about how much worse things could be.

I've been around, but work is getting in the way.


Should I go for the Southern fried chicken or the fried catfish? Both are so so very good, I'm certain.

Under my desk, the people scare me.

Why is everyone so scary?

cause they eat chicken and catfish!

I don't know whats in tartar sauce, but it is nasty, no?

I like tartar sauce.





Do you like pepper bacon?

Fo' yes!!! It's like the best thing ever.



Are your trees spouting leaves?

no not yet - huh we're still having winter here in OHIO.





do you think people love you because they think they have to or because they want to?

yes, but the water oaks are loosing their leaves at this time of the year too, and leave a green residue all over, including lungs!

when is DST?

Not sure, just set your clock for whatever time you feel it should be (you're old, you have a good excuse).





Which finger do you prefer to pick your nose with?

March 9th YIPPPPPPPPPPPIE!

Why does it feel funny when I swallow?

in a couple of weeks I think.


do pigs fly?

If they did, it make catching bacon a [censored].




Can you physically bite your toenails?

Ask PR. He knows I flew from Phx to D/FW.





How do you keep your SO from buying more plants than you have space for growing?

Convice your SO that he or she doesnt have a green thumb by sneakily dousing the plants with bleach one by one, killing them all.


How do ya convince your CO that one assault rifle is enough?

With one bullet.

What's the best car you've ever owned?

corvair

why are Fords put together with a nail and a board?

So that Maximus would get the same mileage no matter what.

Did you ever get a date based solely on having a vehicle?

I wasn't aware that they are!

What's your dream vehicle?

A genie bottle and a magic carpet.




What's one TV show you'd want to bring back into syndication from your youth?

I donno, Soupy Sales, 3 stooges, Groucho Marks, Mickey Mouse Club , Fraggle Rock, Muppets

there are so many

so who looked best on the red carpet?

Laugh-In

Who would you want to co-star with in a porn flick?

I think you'd be the man of the red carpet, PR. (And I loved Fraggle Rock!!))

TICG, no one. I wouldn't ruin good film by doing that.




Have you ever met anyone who's starred in adult entertainment?

not that I can remember, but I have met a few rowdies

seen any good belt buckles lately?

Yes.

Why hasn't anyone combined porn and gore together?