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#915580 - 03/05/08 07:28 PM Re: A Question.... corkygirl
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Basking in the Cool Weather
Birmingham AL - visit the girlfriend







Why do long distance relationship happen to good people?
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#915588 - 03/05/08 07:39 PM Re: A Question.... doobydoobydoo
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Because the boy/girl-next-door isn't good enough

Why can't the guy from Collections get it through his head that we canNOT chargeback the overdraft on this account?!?
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#915613 - 03/05/08 07:57 PM Re: A Question.... Becka Marr
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Way, way south.
Because he's a dumbazz.




Have you won anything lately?
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#915619 - 03/05/08 08:08 PM Re: A Question.... MB Guy
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Yup...I got an email this morning from some French dude saying a courier service was holding my check for $800,000 and all I had to do was send $150 for the storage fee (BARGAIN!)

You just purchased a new electronic product:

Do you thoroughly review all the instructions before using it

or

Do you just start pressing buttons and figure it out intuitively?
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#915625 - 03/05/08 08:13 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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Way, way south.
I'm a guy, I am genetically engineered to not read or need directions.




Plans for the weekend?
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#915628 - 03/05/08 08:15 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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Press buttons!

Does your bank offer lots of incentives to branch personnel, but nothing to back office types (like me :-(
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#915631 - 03/05/08 08:16 PM Re: A Question.... Snow Bunny
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Weekend plans: maybe some HI projects

Incentives: what are those?

This cube of butter lists the ingredients as cream and natural flavors. What are the “natural flavors”?
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#915632 - 03/05/08 08:17 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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I guess anything the cow ate.




What HI projects?
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#915633 - 03/05/08 08:18 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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In the Snow :)
In butter that might be 'cow'.


HI projects? Hawaiian Projects???
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#915642 - 03/05/08 08:21 PM Re: A Question.... MB Guy
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Replacing the closet doors, crown molding, etc. Maybe create some type of arbor above the garage door (got a table saw for Christmas...time to lose a couple fingers and look like the woodshop teacher!)

Originally Posted By: MB Guy
I'm a guy, I am genetically engineered to not read or need directions.


Uhh...so am I. Should I spend some quality time in the "transgender" thread?
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#915644 - 03/05/08 08:21 PM Re: A Question.... Snow Bunny
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Home Improvement Projects.

TOTALLY STEER CLEAR OF THAT THREAD.



Is Pooh on a slow connection???
Last edited by MB Guy; 03/05/08 08:22 PM.
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#915649 - 03/05/08 08:23 PM Re: A Question.... MB Guy
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In the Snow :)
Ab-sa-tively, Pos-i-lutely! (Our IT keeps us as slow as possible!)

Simpsons or Family Guy???
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#915659 - 03/05/08 08:30 PM Re: A Question.... Snow Bunny
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Family guy.

What does llama spit smell so bad?
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#915661 - 03/05/08 08:32 PM Re: A Question.... Snow Bunny
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Simpsons.


Didn't Lil Freak say he was going to have a 2 hour layover in Phx this weekend?
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#915666 - 03/05/08 08:37 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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I dunno,BB... looking to get freaky?


Why don't peanuts satisfy the same way a Snickers does?
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#915671 - 03/05/08 08:39 PM Re: A Question.... Dip
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In the Snow :)
Because we girls NEED our chocolate!

Cashews or Macadamias?


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#915708 - 03/05/08 09:07 PM Re: A Question.... Snow Bunny
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Cashews.

Do you know the Dane Cook cashew joke?
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#915718 - 03/05/08 09:14 PM Re: A Question.... Dip
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I've never heard the Dane Cook cashew joke.

Do you like to buy little, dried fish from the Asian market and toss them over the cubicle wall at female co-workers?
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#915722 - 03/05/08 09:17 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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In the Snow :)
No, but it gives me great ideas of pranks to pull on my boss!


Have you heard the divorced wife/shrimp shells joke?
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#915738 - 03/05/08 09:29 PM Re: A Question.... Snow Bunny
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Sadly, I have not (guess I need to spend more time on Comedy Central. And BP, the Yuma vacation isn't until the Memorial Day week).

Should a guy even want to be passenger in a fuchsia colored Geo Tracker let alone be driving one? I mean come on, have some cajones….
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#915743 - 03/05/08 09:32 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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better than having your hair that color!





Do you like to go to the mall?

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#915750 - 03/05/08 09:35 PM Re: A Question.... pjs
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My husband likes the mall way more than I do (shop-a-holic he is!)


If you could pick any color hair, what would it be?
.......(I can see Lil Freak with flaming red; Bugs with shiney silver.....)
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#915754 - 03/05/08 09:36 PM Re: A Question.... Snow Bunny
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red w/purple- not too wild but a statement






do you ever fall up the steps instead of down the steps?

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#915758 - 03/05/08 09:37 PM Re: A Question.... Snow Bunny
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My current color...I love my hair!


Does using Chapstick excessivley really make it so your lips forget how to moisturize themselves?
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#915771 - 03/05/08 09:44 PM Re: A Question.... Dip
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pjs, yes! I've done it more times that falling down them.

dip, I believe that's mostly true.



Do you find it freaky that if your feet were separated from your body in the ocean, the right and left wouldn't drift to the same beach?
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