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#888542 - 01/16/08 04:36 PM
Re: A Question....
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yes.
why do smokers go outside in groups of 10 or more?
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#888546 - 01/16/08 04:40 PM
Re: A Question....
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That's when break time is.
Why do smokes cost SO MUCH $ in NYC?
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#888558 - 01/16/08 04:46 PM
Re: A Question....
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NO!!
Why must peeps always want to hug and touch me when they know I hate it???????????????????????
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#888568 - 01/16/08 04:50 PM
Re: A Question....
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Cause they KNOW you hate it Who are you really?
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#888589 - 01/16/08 05:00 PM
Re: A Question....
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I can answer that!!! She is a beautiful southern belle who knows a lot of techie stuff about phones and CRA
Why do we love to hug and kiss people we know are uncomfortable with it?
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#888600 - 01/16/08 05:02 PM
Re: A Question....
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Because it is human nature to be annoying.
Why do guys shake guys' hands and not girls'?
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#888608 - 01/16/08 05:05 PM
Re: A Question....
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oh my Queen it goes back to the days when warriors had to show their hand did not have a weapon in it - women's weapons are hidden much better Why do women from new jersey and new york always want to greet us texans with a kiss?
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#888609 - 01/16/08 05:05 PM
Re: A Question....
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Because we've been taught that proper etiquette means you do not shake a woman's hand unless she proffers it to you first.
Why do guys leave their hats on indoors and when talking to a woman? (as long as we're on the subject of etiquette)
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#888617 - 01/16/08 05:10 PM
Re: A Question....
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Why do guys leave their hats on indoors and when talking to a woman? (as long as we're on the subject of etiquette) Hats were initially taken off when entering a house because the hat offered protection during a time when people threw the contents of their bedpans out the windows and onto the streets (and anyone who happened to be passing under the windows). What's your perfect date?
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#888622 - 01/16/08 05:13 PM
Re: A Question....
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Perfect Date - it needs to be vine ripened
Why do brussel's sprout?
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#888737 - 01/16/08 06:35 PM
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Perfect Date - it needs to be vine ripened
Why do brussel's sprout? ...arousal...?
How much money would I have to pay you to drink out of the dog’s dish?
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#888743 - 01/16/08 06:42 PM
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$10 in quarters.
Do you think we'll have floating cars (i.e., don't need wheels to move) in our lifetime?
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#888745 - 01/16/08 06:46 PM
Re: A Question....
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Do you mean like the Jetsons? I think that is a distinct possibility (maybe we can get some help from the aliens who visited Texas).
How much money would I have to pay you to eat the gunk that collects in the drain after washing the dishes?
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#888748 - 01/16/08 06:49 PM
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I would love to but I can't afford the property taxes.
Why can't we be friends?
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#888753 - 01/16/08 06:53 PM
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Because you're too cool and I'll always be a mousy geek.
Anyone else sad upon hearing of the death of Brad Renfro?
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#888767 - 01/16/08 07:01 PM
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No, but a hair growing out of a mole nearly did me in... Do you drink club soda?
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#888770 - 01/16/08 07:02 PM
Re: A Question....
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Downhill, it is faster.
Snow skiing or water skiing?
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#888772 - 01/16/08 07:05 PM
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water, it hurts less when I go to the bum to stop
riding lawnmower or self propelled?
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