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#922233 - 03/13/08 06:21 PM
Re: A Question....
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Pooh will eat one for Ops; she has a very high metabolism
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Do you ever hit “submit” and then just stare at the blue status bar at the bottom of the screen and think to yourself that if there were a race between the status bar and an inch worm, the inch worm would kick butt?
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#922240 - 03/13/08 06:22 PM
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LOL, yes!!!
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#922259 - 03/13/08 06:30 PM
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So we can check to make sure we don't have any green things stuck in our teeth.
My coworker hasn’t pooped for 10 days. If I know that fact, is that TMI to be shared in an office environment?
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#922260 - 03/13/08 06:31 PM
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Absolutely, why not give him/her an enema?
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#922278 - 03/13/08 06:39 PM
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It’s a her and I’m not going to be the one administering it (traumatic childhood experiences involving enema bulbs).
Why does the dog jump up on the bed to take my ear plugs off the night stand? Does he have a hankering for the bitter tang of earwax or what?
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#922285 - 03/13/08 06:42 PM
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because it would be better to just sit on the can for 2 years
Isn't plumbing as difficult as rocket science?
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#922360 - 03/13/08 07:29 PM
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bottled, but I do drink coffee right from the spout!
(but the coffee has to be made from bottled water)
Any body have any handyman jobs they need done around the house?
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#922364 - 03/13/08 07:31 PM
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Yes!
Can you do plumbing and tile work?
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#922379 - 03/13/08 07:39 PM
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Yes, well on the plumbing, but that would be a negatory on tile work - thats too arts and craftsy for my skill set
(so says Mrs. Pale)
Anyone looking for a job as a live in cook?
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#922399 - 03/13/08 07:48 PM
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Depends on the benefits package Pale.
Are reeces pieces handed down from the gods?
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#922403 - 03/13/08 07:52 PM
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no, but miniature Hershey bars are!
Spiced Jelly Bean or Fruit Flavored?
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#922404 - 03/13/08 07:54 PM
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Fruit flavored fo sho.
Are you sure?
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#922413 - 03/13/08 08:00 PM
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Depends on your benefits package Biscuit.
How much are you paying?
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#922414 - 03/13/08 08:00 PM
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:runs the numbers:
lets see, in your case and in light of the fringe benees; I am thinking my headhunter agency can find someone for room and board; but he would need an occasional night off
Do you know you can still get live in maids in El Paso for like $25 a week?
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#922425 - 03/13/08 08:07 PM
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Cool - I'm moving!
Question - do they all have their Metricula Consular Cards?
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#922491 - 03/13/08 08:55 PM
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Down the hall, first door on your right.
Why is chicky-babe blaring her music making her car rattle and on the cell phone yelling to be heard over the racket? Shouldn’t she just turn the stinkin’ music down?
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#922539 - 03/13/08 09:29 PM
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But then she couldn't groove, baby!
It is so nice and bright and sunny - anybody else want to head over to a nice bayside bar and put back a few margaritas and/or Coronas w/lime???
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#922600 - 03/13/08 10:04 PM
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I'll join you, but I have to take the Shop Vac over to Paul's late on.
Don't his posts just make you laught every time??
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#922604 - 03/13/08 10:07 PM
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Indeed, I wonder what his coworkers think of him?
Can we find out who he really is on google?
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#922610 - 03/13/08 10:13 PM
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I wish, but I think he's pretty well shielded.
Why couldn't it be easier?
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#922676 - 03/14/08 10:48 AM
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Because life's hard, wear a helmet...
Do you sometimes forget where you are and curse out loud?
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