DQ - Nah, not Clooney; Brad Pitt is another story though; but if you put him up against Chris Noth, he'd loose hands down.

PR - Nope!


What do you think about them Phillies?

I think so.


Have you ever had an instance where you don't mean to stare, but just can't help it?

heck no, you didn't read that right!!!!

where do you date Clooney, mid-40's or 50's ?

I wouldn't date him--don't like the whities that way.


Excess, where you caught staring and at whom?

I didn't get busted that I know of, but one of my female softball players changed shirts right in front of me.


Do you think she noticed my jaw drop?

So, she probably wears a bikini at the beach, too.

A sports bra is pretty safe Excess.


Unless she doesn't wear one....what kind of man are you Excess?

he is the kind that seeks out positions of power over helpless females and makes them change uniforms in public, that is the kind of guy we are dealing with here!!!!!!!

He's also the kind of guy who knows how to follow the rules of the "Question" thread.

Tisk, tisk, Pa--why do you keep forgetting to ask a question?

I know most swimsuits cover a lot less than sports bras, but when your at a softball complex, you just don't expect so see that or that good. Especially, since there are a few women that have better mustaches that I can ever grow.


I'm still trying to figure out how to abuse my power as being the coach. I don't think any of the women have actually listened unless I tell them I've got beer. Any ideas?

Not bad. It's a good start.


How am I going to get them to listen?

its the only kind of alcohol I drink in any quantity?

anyone here like Tequila?

Not at all. Well, unless they get the police involved. And it isn't the "police" that have fuzzy soft handcuffs that tell you you've been a very bad boy and it's their duty to punish you, because your mom called and said so. And then they lose the key and you have to figure out a way to explain to the SO why you're bound to the sofa with a group of friends and unspeakable toys all around.

Um, did I just give out too much information?

No just enough!

Is it Friday yet?

Close enough.


Sure has been quiet around here, no?

Good morning!!!!

How is everyone today?

I am ecstatic that it is Friday!

Which fast food breakfast do you prefer - McDonald's, Burger King, or Jack in the Box?

Never had J/B so I'd have to say BK!

Don't you just love their French Toast Sticks and Cinna-Mini's?

::drools::

French toast sticks...yummy...

Ooo...I have a coupon for a free order of sticks...

Will you cover for me??

::runs out the door::