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#978140 - 06/19/08 04:05 PM Re: A Question.... PRiv#6
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LOL.

I never buy the paper, do you?
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#978149 - 06/19/08 04:07 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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Nope...actually, the newspaper here gives it away for free in front of Wal-Mart in an attempt to get subscribers.

Isn't that sad?

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#978165 - 06/19/08 04:14 PM Re: A Question.... Lisa_Bates
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Only if it doesn't work.


How would you react if you realized you were sitting next to a celebrity and didn't know it?

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#978206 - 06/19/08 04:41 PM Re: A Question.... PRiv#6
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The psych ward
If I didn't know it then I'd probably act like the lunatic that I am.


Do you think the batteries in the defibrillator that’s in the lunchroom are fully charged or not?
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#978208 - 06/19/08 04:42 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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I'm not sure.....

Why don't you test it?
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#978249 - 06/19/08 05:07 PM Re: A Question.... Snow Bunny
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I bet the results are shocking.


Do you think his hair will be standing straight up after he tries it?

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#978253 - 06/19/08 05:10 PM Re: A Question.... PRiv#6
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I don't think he has hair.

Do you think his ears are really as pointy as his picture?
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#978294 - 06/19/08 05:49 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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In the Snow :)
Most likely even more so.


What is the circumference of this circle?
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#978327 - 06/19/08 06:02 PM Re: A Question.... Snow Bunny
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The circumference is pi times the diameter.

Why would the post office only have one clerk during lunch hour?

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#978340 - 06/19/08 06:07 PM Re: A Question.... Lisa_Bates
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Because they get a lunch hour, too? (Q&A)
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#978370 - 06/19/08 06:23 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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Nope, it's their plan to make us miserable.

Don't you think they operate just like the DMV?
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#978375 - 06/19/08 06:25 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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Worse - The DMV is local, the Feds take local, multiply by 9, add 836, divide by 7 and come up with the worse possible scenario they can create.

Where's the Chief been hiding this week?
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#978378 - 06/19/08 06:25 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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The psych ward
Pretty much.

Which one is slower:

the post office

or

the DMV?
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#978379 - 06/19/08 06:26 PM Re: A Question.... Snow Bunny
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I think he's ehading up to my neck of the woods to do some training.

Anyone else know??
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#978398 - 06/19/08 06:39 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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Not sure, but I do think Pooh is going to give me a run for the money in the math field.

Don't you think so?
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#978436 - 06/19/08 07:29 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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I think she's trying to challenge you for the title.

Are we going to have a math off?

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#978448 - 06/19/08 07:38 PM Re: A Question.... PRiv#6
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Watch out BB - I have outlast three sons for quite a few years!


So when does this math-off start? Is this like beer pong? Every wrong answer is a shot?
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#978450 - 06/19/08 07:40 PM Re: A Question.... Snow Bunny
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Well, that's a better prospect than a strip math-off I suppose...

Can I be a judge?

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#978468 - 06/19/08 07:52 PM Re: A Question.... Lisa_Bates
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That depends.


Are you good at math?

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#978513 - 06/19/08 08:24 PM Re: A Question.... PRiv#6
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Define "good".

Is that subjective?

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#978540 - 06/19/08 08:33 PM Re: A Question.... Lisa_Bates
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Hold the phone, People. I'm not taking my clothes off for math. Or cocktails. Well, maybe cocktails. But, trust me, no one wants to see me in the light with no clothing on.

Can't we just say I'm the date math person and Pooh is the government math statistician?
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#978550 - 06/19/08 08:38 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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We could say that...but we won't. I say we toss this "strip math" thing around a little more...I like that idea.

What are you afraid of?

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#978554 - 06/19/08 08:43 PM Re: A Question.... Miscuit
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Not much.


Is Ms. B. going to be participating in this contest now?

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#978556 - 06/19/08 08:45 PM Re: A Question.... PRiv#6
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I'm not that confident.............(in my math skills).

Can't I just "watch"?

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#978557 - 06/19/08 08:46 PM Re: A Question.... Miscuit
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No watching allowed. Get in the game or get out!

What are the rules?

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