you know it is!

Do you have any underwear I could buy?

i do. there are no tags on it though.

does that matter?

at my age...it doesn't matter.

Do we get naps around here?

sure. just sit there and not off. no one will notice.

that's the beauty of being so old, isn't it?

Yes it is...unless you snore....then people notice.


Where'd I leave my teeth?

i saw them in a glass.


has house keeping been around yet?

they just left...

did you need something?

payl's teeth.

have you seen them?

no he doesn't - he looks better without his teeth, don't you think so?

Well, thank you little lady...If I knew where my spectacles were I'd check you out...maybe even give you a little pinch on the patooty...

I need my eatin' teeth for my lunch, dang it!


What time is Murder She Wrote on?

right after Matlock


Can someone clip my toe nails for me?

@ Murder She Wrote and Matlock!!!!!

Clip your own toe nails...I've got my own problems!

Will you help me get these pants off?

I haven't been able to bend over that far in 157 years...


What's that smell?

maybe i did f♥ in public..... sorry.


is it really bad?

Wow...did you have chili?

don't judge me!!!!

should i light a match?

NOOOOOOOOOO, no sparks around that gas please!


Are you wearing a depend? Never trust a f♥!!

i am. good thing too.


♪you must remember this
a kiss is just a kiss
a f♥ is just a ♥ ♫

whoops. where am i?

IDK where you are, but it stinks in here!

Do you promise not to do that again?

I have tears in my eyes kids!

I am going over to the Taco Bell for some hot sauce and beeny cheesy fake meat burritos

I will be right back, don't mess up now, ya hear?

:whistles loudly: Hey Everyone he's gone!!

Wanna come out and play?

woo hoo!!!!
he's gone!!!

who can we make cry?

Woo...you kinda made me cry with the smell...


Now let's turn on some Liberace and get the bubble machine goin!

PARTAY!!

what channel reruns the Lawrence Welk show?

is that right after the Playboy Channel?