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#892148 - 01/23/08 06:21 PM
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Nobody too important if you don't know them.
Why is it when someone in a movie/TV show is brushing their teeth, there's never any toothpaste residue?
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#892166 - 01/23/08 06:35 PM
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That’s because they’re actually brushing their teeth with a clear deodorant stick that leaves no messy white residue and provides 24-hour odor protection.
How many swipes of deodorant do you use under each armpit? My wife says three is sufficient; I am uncomfortable with anything below 26….
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#892180 - 01/23/08 06:47 PM
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I use 4 swipes. You are really married??? 
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#892181 - 01/23/08 06:50 PM
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Yes; sorry to disappoint you--I'm taken (LUCKY WOMAN!)
Trophy wife or gold digger?
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#892186 - 01/23/08 06:58 PM
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Gold digger. Does she know how gross you can be??? 
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#892255 - 01/23/08 07:58 PM
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red.
If you didn't feel well at work and your boss asked if you wanted to go home, but going home would mean you'd have to address the mess made last night (dishes, beer bottles in the bushes) would you stay at work and tough it out?
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#892258 - 01/23/08 08:00 PM
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No, I would have stayed home in the first place, slept in, then cleaned up.
Did you ever get sick on blackberry brandy or SoCo??
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#892281 - 01/23/08 08:09 PM
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Yep, both...
Do you wear sweats when you are at home?
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#892283 - 01/23/08 08:11 PM
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Yup
Would you rather drink a glass of dirty, soapy dish water
Or
Suck the moisture from an old, sour-smelling, kitchen sponge?
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#892284 - 01/23/08 08:11 PM
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Never. You don't know when you'll be called out unexpectedly.
Do some people take things too personally, and you just want to shake them?
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#892301 - 01/23/08 08:19 PM
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No, because shooting people is wrong. (You should know that, living in Ohio. For shame!)
Ever want to trip those kids with roller blades in their shoes?
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#892307 - 01/23/08 08:21 PM
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Oh yeah, especially when they're skating around in the store....
When was the last time you cleaned your water bottle:
a) It’s cleaned religiously
b) It’s cleaned when it starts smelling like spit
c) I should be cleaning it?
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#892312 - 01/23/08 08:25 PM
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a) It’s cleaned religiously
What would you do if you found cash on the sidewalk outside of a nursing home?
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#892317 - 01/23/08 08:27 PM
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Go inside with the cash and find myself a date...?
Do you believe there’s a correlation between having a small belly button and having a small colon?
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#892324 - 01/23/08 08:30 PM
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Let me do some personal research and get back with you, both, on that.
Do you believe in the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe $100,000++++++ story?
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#892440 - 01/23/08 09:41 PM
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really, lets skip February!!!!
Why must a bonus be in stock options?
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#892442 - 01/23/08 09:42 PM
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Because The Man always gets you in the end. (And if skip February, I won't be another year older  ) Can't we all just get along?
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