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#892166 - 01/23/08 06:35 PM
Re: A Question....
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That’s because they’re actually brushing their teeth with a clear deodorant stick that leaves no messy white residue and provides 24-hour odor protection.
How many swipes of deodorant do you use under each armpit? My wife says three is sufficient; I am uncomfortable with anything below 26….
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#892180 - 01/23/08 06:47 PM
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I use 4 swipes. You are really married??? 
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#892181 - 01/23/08 06:50 PM
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Yes; sorry to disappoint you--I'm taken (LUCKY WOMAN!)
Trophy wife or gold digger?
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#892186 - 01/23/08 06:58 PM
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Gold digger. Does she know how gross you can be??? 
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#892258 - 01/23/08 08:00 PM
Re: A Question....
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No, I would have stayed home in the first place, slept in, then cleaned up.
Did you ever get sick on blackberry brandy or SoCo??
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#892281 - 01/23/08 08:09 PM
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Yep, both...
Do you wear sweats when you are at home?
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#892283 - 01/23/08 08:11 PM
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Yup
Would you rather drink a glass of dirty, soapy dish water
Or
Suck the moisture from an old, sour-smelling, kitchen sponge?
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#892307 - 01/23/08 08:21 PM
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Oh yeah, especially when they're skating around in the store....
When was the last time you cleaned your water bottle:
a) It’s cleaned religiously
b) It’s cleaned when it starts smelling like spit
c) I should be cleaning it?
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#892317 - 01/23/08 08:27 PM
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Go inside with the cash and find myself a date...?
Do you believe there’s a correlation between having a small belly button and having a small colon?
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#892440 - 01/23/08 09:41 PM
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really, lets skip February!!!!
Why must a bonus be in stock options?
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#892442 - 01/23/08 09:42 PM
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Because The Man always gets you in the end. (And if skip February, I won't be another year older  ) Can't we all just get along?
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